The Museum of Broken GIJOEs

With some Dinosaur Parks as a treat

Crew of the USS Tom Clancy,

Let me begin this dispatch quote the immortal Captain Ramius, now deeply tanned and living in Bermuda under an assumed name.

Comrades, this is your captain. It is an honor to speak to you today, and I am honored to be sailing with you on the maiden voyage of our motherland's most recent achievement. And once more, we play our d…